Monday 28 November 2011

WHY THE PEACEFUL ASSEMBLY BILL IS A PILE OF BS?

Because this is going to impact your everyday lives.
ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT POLITICS UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE AND END UP IN JAIL ALL BECAUSE THEY WERE CARRYING A PAIR OF CHOPSTICKS!

To put the Peaceful Assembly Bill (PAB) bluntly, I see the rights to assembly as being determined 100% by the police on who and where can do what and when. Or to put it in a Malaysian way, if the police were to wonder around "doing their everyday job", all they have to do is simply approach a gang of people and ask if they have the appropriate "approval" or not. If no, then you better prepare some duit kopi or go to court and pay up to RM20,000.

Our Home Minister, Hishammuddin, in his speech, announced on public television 2 (maybe 3) days ago, that "... dengan akta baru, awak kena faham, tak perlu permit pun! Perlu maklum saja kepada pihak berkuasa! Dan bukan tak ada sekatan kepada perhimpunan malah mereka membenarkan perhimpunan diadakan."
(... with the new law, you have to understand that the need for a permit is no longer needed! You just have to tell the right authorities only! There will be no roadblocks (I think this was what he was trying to say, because in BM, it says there is roadblock) and the assembly will also be approved.)
http://www.youtube.com/user/malaysiakini?feature=grec_index#p/u/10/xo1MVCiGAj8

Sounds good right? But wait, there is a catch. According to Subsection 9(1), we must inform the right authorities 30 days prior to the event! By the way, Myanmar just gave out a similar assembly bill recently but it only requires 5 days ! Furthermore, IF the person went against the 30 day rule, he is LIABLE to a fine of up to RM10,000 (Subsection 9(5)).

In lay men’s term, does this mean that if you want to go shopping with a group of friends, you MUST inform the right authorities 30days in advance? Because if this is true, and if a police ever does find out that you did not notify them of your “assembly”, you WILL be liable to a painful fine of up to RM10,000.Amazing, aint it?

“Fortunately”, subsection 9(2)(b) allows us to have certain assemblies without having the need to inform the authorities. So maybe we actually CAN have SOME assemblies without notifying the authorities (Religious, funeral, wedding, open houses during festivities, family gatherings, family day and general meetings of societies or associations). But WAIT! Because according to the Right to Assemble Peaceably and Without Arms, there ARE still some terms and conditions that must be fulfilled!

For example, apparently, according to subsection 4(1)(a) that says that the right to assemble shall not extend to non-citizens, if we were to ever hold an assembly that is allowed within the Third Schedule (lets say a funeral), but a spouse or friend or family friend who is NOT a Malaysian citizen but also attended the funeral, does this then mean that the organizer is liable to a fine of up to RM10,000?

More interestingly, family gatherings are (PAB is ambiguous in so many ways so please check it up and correct me on this part if I am wrong) constricted to FAMILIES ONLY. Hence the term, FAMILY gathering. I believe outsiders in your family gathering will be deem it an illegal assembly and NOT a family gathering unless given 30days notice and is approved. Actually, to be more specific, it should be constricted to family members who are MALAYSIAN CITIZENS! So if one day you get caught in a family gathering because a non-family member (your maid for example, or even your boy/girlfriend for that matter because HE/SHE IS NOT YOUR FAMILY) is there, then if I am right, by law, you are liable to a fine of up to RM10,000 right?

Oh and one more thing, is your maid a Malaysian citizen? Hm...

I would like to present another scenario. What if I would like to invite a friend? Say my boyfriend for this example. By PAB section 19, I am considered an organizer right? And if my boyfriend ever wants to invite his siblings, cousins and what not either by word of mouth, FB, sms etc, he too will be deemed as an organizer will he not? (And the cycle of organizers-to-be slowly increases when they too starts inviting their circle of friends) This is because according to section 19, any person who initiates, leads, promotes, sponsors, holds or supervises the assembly, or invites or recruits participants or speakers for the assembly, shall be deemed to be the organizer of the assembly. And if the assembly is an illegal one, then ALL ORGANIZERS will be fined up to RM10,000 according to subsection 4(3) or up to RM20,000 according to subsection 4(4) if an organizer brings a child (younger than 15). Sounds heavy to me. Is this how it will happen if PAB gets passed on Monday?

To make matters even more laughable, EVERY CHINESE during their lunch or dinner with their family members (I think this is considered as a family gathering) must all start eating with fork and spoon because Arms as defined by PAB include sticks. Then again, I am not sure if fork can be categorized under Arms because it does say that anything that can be used to incite fear or cause injury is considered Arms. What say you about this scenario?
(By the way, Arms are defined by this bill as firearm, ammunition, explosive, corrosive, injurious or obnovious substance, STICK, stone, or ANY WEAPON OR OBJECT, WHICH BY ITS NATURE CAN BE USED TO INCITE FEAR OR CAUSE INJURY TO PERSON, OR DAMAGE TO PROPERTY.)

By the way, before I forget, assembly is defined by PAB as gatherings of the public, outdoors or indoors and it does not matter if the venue is ordinarily open to the public or if it is private venue. (WOW)

By this definition, does this mean no more sleepovers, no more straight As celebration and also, no more cyber cafes playing Call of Duty anymore with your friends? Especially for those under 21 because no one under 21 can assemble in relation to the organization of an assembly according to Subsection 4(1)(d). Tough being a Malaysian aint it? Fortunately the government was fair enough to not exclude school assemblies in PAB and hence by "law", allows everyone under 21 to also not attend any school assemblies anymore unless the school actually gives the government a 30 day notice.

After much hoo-hahs about assemblies, lets look at places where we can organize an assembly IF we ever want to assemble and granted that we CAN assemble. Well, according to subsection 4(1)(b) and the First Schedule, the prohibited places are within 50 metres from these places:

Damns, reservoirs and water catchment areas
Water treatment plants
Electricity generating stations
Petrol stations
Hospitals
Fire stations
Airports
Failways, I mean Railways
Land public transport terminals
Ports, canals, docks, wharves, piers, bridges and marinas
Places of worship
Kindergartens and schools

NOTE : Our forest and jungles are considered water catchment areas. If anyone manages to find a place to assemble, please let me know =)

I think what this bill is trying to say is that although the Third Schedule allows us to attend religious assemblies, we are not allowed to do so in any places of worship. If you want to buy a new house, and if you EVER want to have an open house for it (which is basically an assembly), you should NEVER buy a house that is within 50 metre radius of any schools, kindergartens, land public transport terminals including bus or taxi stands and also railways. OMG! House prices within these areas are gonna be dirt cheap because NOBODY (unless you are a loner and hates assemblies) is ever going to ever buy it! Lastly, if the school EVER DOES give the police a 30 day notice that it would like to have a morning assembly, they CANNOT do it within 50 metre radius of any kindergartens and schools. Nice.

So what will happen if anyone ever does oppose the police because of their daily assembly? Lets use an example. Imagine a group of aunties with lots of shopping items ranging from clothes to cutlery and/or kitchen wares (remember the chopstick story above?) to high heels. Assuming that they want to catch a cab and have to go to a taxi stand which technically according to PAB, they ARE carrying arms, what will happen to them? Well, the police officer (under subsection 21(2)), in exercising the power to disperse an assembly under this section, MAY USE ALL REASONABLE FORCE after...after...oh wait, NO WARNINGS NEEDED. Does this means that those aunties are subject to tear gas, water cannons, batons, bazookas and what not if the police thinks that they are “within reasonable force”?

OK! So when Najib said he was going to give birth to the BEST democracy in the world in Malaysia, I am pretty sure he means it with all his heart because this is seriously the BEST law in the world and is only suitable for the BEST democratic country. And when Hisham said "...malah mereka membenarkan perhimpunan diadakan", he too actually mean it with all his heart, just that we must fulfill some of his terms and conditions before we can have an assembly. By Monday, which is the third hearing, IF the law is passed, we can expect to see no more aunties in Malaysia and yes, Malaysia can indeed be more peaceful with the very peaceful Peaceful Assembly Bill.

Good job PM. Good goddamn job indeed!

Saturday 5 November 2011

PPSMI: ARE WE GONNA STAND UP FOR OUR RIGHTS?

As far as I remember, 2 reasons given by our Education Minister to scrap PPSMI. According to the YB,

(1) our teachers aren't ready. Many teachers have problem conversing in English. Even after taking measures such as sending the teachers for English courses, etc, the problem still remain unsolved. So are we scrapping PPSMI because our educators are not up to the standard? Are we lowering the standard of our education simply because we do not have capable educators? What will happen to our new generation if we deny their rights to get the best education as a result of this? Shouldnt we put in more effort to ensure we have good educators instead of chickening out?

(2)the issue of kedaulatan Bahasa Melayu. Those who came up with PPSMI must have had a good damn reason to introduce PPSMI. How does the issue of kedaulatan Bahasa Melayu out-weigh those reasons? If the previous Education Minister thinks it is the best for the students to learn Science and Math in English, while our current minister thinks its best done in national language, who is right and who is wrong? Are we going to change our education system every time we have new Education Minister? We need a standardised system not a rojak system which confuses our students. Our old generation went to English schools and see how fluent they speak in Bahasa Malaysia, isnt this a good proof that learning certain subjects in English isnt going to 'jatuhkan martabat Bahasa Melayu'?

Do you know that each students have rights to get schooling in their own mother tongues? According to the UN Charter, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and Unesco, they do! Those who habitually speak English at home have a right as well to get schooling in that language.
And that goes as well for those who speak any number of other tongues at home in Malaysia, namely, Kadazandusun, Bajau, Suluk, Filipino, Bugis and Chinese in Sabah; Iban, Bidayuh, Melanau, Orang Ulu, Sarawak Malay and Chinese in Sarawak; Orang Asli, Thai, Portuguese, Bahasa Melayu, Tamil and Chinese in Peninsular Malaysia. But to make it compulsory for all to get schooling in Bahasa Melayu which is the mother tongue of the Malays means denying the rights of other Malaysians.

NOTE TO REMEMBER: All Malaysians have the right to get schooling in their mother tongues! So are we gonna stand up for our rights?

LAUGH OUT LOUD! -Two clever nuns -

There are 2 nuns.One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to f*** us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

A little while later..

M: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, smack your head 2 times! LOL!!

DECLARING SUPPORT FOR SEKSUALITI MERDEKA

KUALA LUMPUR: Police have banned Seksualiti Merdeka with immediate effect, sparking a heated debate among supporters and detractors of the movement that fights for freedom of sexual orientation and gender identity.
While some groups felt that the ban was another case of censorship in Malaysia, others were of the view that their religion did not condone same-sex relationships.
In announcing the ban, Deputy Inspector-General of Police Datuk Seri Khalid Abu Bakar said: “We are not against the people's right to freedom of speech or human rights.
“However, if the event creates uneasiness among the vast majority of the population, it may result in disharmony, enmity and threaten public order.”

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=%2F2011%2F11%2F4%2Fnation%2F9835994&sec=nation

I wholeheartedly support the right of each and every one of us to live our lives however we choose to live as long as it does not harm others, be it changing our gender, change our religion, marrying someone of a different faith, having our own sexual preference, etc. No government should tell their people how to live their lives.

The way I see it...if certain group of people decide to change their gender or sexual preference, how does it affect others? Eyesore? U wanna stop others living their life because u hv an eyesore? What if I say I hate seeing skinny people n obese people walking around cos it promotes unhealthy living n it's an eyesore, can we put them all into an institution to ensure they are of normal size before we release them? How can having your own sexual preference become a national agenda? Its not a disease which can be spread around! Just because there are a couple of gays or lesbians walking around doesnt make our young generations wanna be one too! It's the same thing with religion. The govt is so worried with Muslims who convert but its none of their business actually. Even most of our politicians are not living their lives as Muslims. Corruptions, lying, stealing our money, stabbing other behind their back, having sex with women other than their wives, consuming alcohol, their wives n kids not covering aurat n they preach about religion? WTF! So once again I say it loud and clear> Everyone should have the right to live their lives as they wish! 


Our government received few official letters from worldwide Human Right officials condemning the action they took in Bersih issue. It's like our govt doesn't give a shit about what others got to say, their stand is -this is Malaysia, and we r the goddamn govt, so we get to do as we please! But what about all the remarks PM made in CHOGM recently about human rights? U dare to say u support human rights when u don't even know what its about! We can't use the language of our choice in schools. We don't get to convert to any religion we wish. We are not allowed to change our gender as we please. We are not allowed to express ourselves in public. And u talk about supporting human rights? What a pile of crap! 

If u ban Seksualiti Merdeka for religious reasons, then u better cut the crap. There are many things going on in our cabinet n our minister's houses that aren't Islamic. Corruption! Misuse of power! Illegal 2nd or 3rd marriage (in Thai), backstabbing, invading privacy, lying, dishonesty, and I can go on and on and on. Why not address the biggest problem in Malaysia which is also greatly condemn in Islam - corruption? Why pick on the minorities? Tell me what is the percentage of LGBT in Malaysian population? Only bullies exercise their power on those unable to fight them off. Yes, that's precisely what our govt is - BULLIES. Shame on you!

 I believe we have to be good human first before we can be good Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist or Christian. Looks like some people not only aren't good Muslims but also not good human being. So how in the hell can they be good leaders?

What is our purpose in this world? Isn't it all a test? A test of how we live our lives? And upon receiving our results, we will be placed in either heaven or hell rite? So we do have to live our life in this world to the best of our ability right? Dont u think accepting one another with no prejudice is one of the test? Do you think discriminating others, denying other's rights will make us pass this test? I believe God is watching our every move, He is not bothered who we are and what race we are or what religion we are because he made all of us. If He wanted all of us to be Islam, He would surely only bless the Muslim couples with children, dont u think? But God is great. It doesnt matter to Him if you call yourself a Muslim or a Christian or a Hindu or a Buddhist because all of us believe in one God and that is Him. We mite call him with different name but He is still the One. Remember, God has no religion. And if He condemns transgenders, lesbians, gays, etc, he wouldnt make those people as they are in the first place. This life is also a test for those people. How they accept themselves and strive to live their lives amingst the society, etc. We have our test and they have theirs. Sadly, many narrow minded people like our govt dont realise that. I think many of them have already booked a spot in hell... :D